Run Report 954 - Hesperange

On a cool, showery night around 16 hashers showed up for the debut as a hare of Naughty Nurse, assisted by the veteran Onion Ring. A longish hash, with a short cut. Predictably went around the park and up to the castle, but then led on to nice forest paths on the fringes of Howald. On In along the Alzette to the P&T. There was some red wine at the Down Downs for no apparent reason. The hares, HP Salsa, Naughty Nun, Danish Wotsit, 22Tango (aka 22PP) and SBF (*5) were punished, as were the born-agains Mushy Prick and Blarney. On On to a nice Chinese restaurant with digestifs gratuits - the girls didn't want to drink because the more you drink the more the willie in the bottom disappears (could be a metaphor for life).